Welcome to my life
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Some men just want to watch the world learn.
They’re like the Avengers of learning.
“I have an army.”
“We have Bob Ross.”
“That’s my secret, Mr. Rogers. There’s always a little bush.”
“His first name is ‘Mister’”
“I’ve got science in my ledger”
(via kairaya)
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A Lonely God - a series of slightly sad superhero posters.
I’m in love with this
I was just talking to an artist yesterday about the tendency to crop things really close and tight in order to enhance drama. If it’s overdone — which happens frequently with artists—you start to feel like you’re watching a movie through a hole in a sheet.
Pull the camera out. Be brave enough to let the reader orient.
Occasionally, in the right moment, pull the camera way, way out even. How does that effect the emotional beat?
(via kairaya)
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I’m going to need some gum, a diamond, and a fire extinguisher.
(via carcinocatalyst)
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Exactly.
Nice try, Josh.
I love his britishness
I feel your pain, Benedict. Try explaining to (fellow) Australians that football is football, not soccer. Sigh.
^Literally my daily struggle
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once my sister was eating pop rocks on my bed and spilled some but forgot to clean it up and apparently some pop rocks got on my pillow bc in the middle of the night i happened to drool and i swear to fucking god there is nothing more terrifying than having pop rocks exploding all up in your face when you are asleep
(via kairaya)
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i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically
grandpa
(via kairaya)
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(via cumberbitchsandwich)
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On Monday, during a parliamentary commission hearing to determine if he was a fit for the top court, he was asked whether the death penalty should be applied in cases of rape. His response?
“Consideration needs to be taken thoroughly for the imposition of death penalty for a rapist because in a rape case both the rapist and the victim enjoy it.”
(via kairaya)
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Reporter wears grape costume to defend boy suspended for banana suit
solidarity
this is why i fucking watch the news
(via kairaya)
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Do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated and nervous but you have no clue why, and you just want to punch a hole in the wall and then break down in tears?
(via carcinocatalyst)
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Ok , so I made this in my English class out of boredom, there was no one it had not started yet ! So we had a substitute that day, a really cute guy, and he walks in, stare at the class then at the board, then at the class again, he seemed amazed and goes :
“Who wrote ”Fuck You” in circular gallifreyan , I don’t know if I should kiss you or send you to detention ”
so did he kiss you or did he send you to detention fucking christ don’t leave me hanging like this
(via kairaya)
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He shot it out of boredom, obviously.: Alternate scene from the original STXI script ALTERNATE SCENE B SPOCK PRIME Then I ask that you do yourself a favor... put away logic, and do what feels right. The world you've inherited lives in the shadow of incalculable devastation... but there's no reason you must face it alone. And from around his neck, he removes...
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Autism and "Fuck Your Shit": Safety Tips for Men Men, are you worried for your own safety because misandry?
You need to accept that misandry happens in the real world and take some precautions.
Take a self defense class, they’re only a couple hundred dollars a month.
Don’t go out after dark unless you have a…
